What ‘Once Upon A Deadpool’ Taught Me
NOTE: Spoilers about the after credit scene, jsyk
Once Upon A Deadpool is here just in time for Christmas. As told by your favorite man-in-red, the entire plot from Deadpool 2 is read to Fred Savage, who is duct taped to a bed.
And what, might you ask, did this Christmas-y rendition teach me?
To never EVER allow them to make Deadpool a PG-13 movie.
Once Upon A Deadpool might have lacked the F-word but, starting now, I'm not gonna.
First, you should know that Once Upon A Deadpool is literally Deadpool 2 with, like, DVD commentary alongside Fred Savage.
I could forgive that. After all, who doesn't need more Deadpool in their lives? Who doesn't need a movie with a Christmas-y title that has nothing to do with the actual holiday? Let's be honest, sometimes ya just need a break.
But whoever the FUCK thought it was a good idea to sit through a Deadpool movie with limited cursing and blurred out asses has got to be out of their fucking mind.
Adult humor is Deadpool. I didn't spend my week working 40+ hours for a paycheck to spend it on a Deadpool movie with BLEEPS! You gotta be *bleep*ing kidding me.
I am begging anyone in power. Anyone who has any hand in this. You wouldn't order a BLT and be satisfied if they left out the bacon. Don't take the bacon out of Deadpool. DO. NOT. EVER make it PG-13
PG-13 Deadpool Sucks *bleep*. Go See It Anyway
Once you get past the bleeps, Russell telling everyone to "freak off" instead of "fuck off", and even a blurred out baby Deadpool ass, this damn movie redeems itself.
You gotta wait until the very end. The final, final end credits scene
That's right, Excelsior! Right in the feels.
There's an earlier bit you should watch for. In Deadpool 2 when Domino flies over the city in a parachute, there's a Stan Lee mural. In Once Upon A Deadpool, this scene happens but on the Stan Lee mural, there's a small R.I.P. on it.
Think that was it? Grab your tissues folks
We get some funny outtakes of Stan Lee, doing his normal Marvel cameo for the film. Then he begins talking about the creation of Deadpool. The screen fills with images of a very happy Stan Lee.
The last thing you see before the screen fades to black?
One word: Excelsior
Now That I Can't Stop Crying, Should I See It, Quinzel?
For the final, final post-credit scene? Yes
For the PG-13 rating? Absolutely not. I will riot if they ever do this again
What did you guys think of
Deadpool 2 Once Upon A Deadpool? Do you like the idea of Deadpool potentially being a PG-13 movie? Feel free to be wrong in the comments section below.